Small change big fuss

 A giant washing machine wash all the clothes,the kids, the dog and the cat all at once.

 An old TV with the works taken out and an and an animated display put in its place.

Not the kind of Christmas lights we like to see

Well at this time the amateur drinkers come out.

A taxi driver dropped off around the Bleedin Horse and then headed for home.

Great!  I'm finished now off for a pint before the pubs close he thought.
Just as he started off again two girls just jumped in.
"Two stops Rathfarnham and Dundrum. no long way around and shut your fucking mouth, no talking"Said one of the girls"
So the driver tells them to get out and after much "You HAVE to bring us" they got out before the police were called..

A man gets on to a bus and pays in the machine and the driver doesn't give him his 5c refund ticket.
He calls the driver names and he is then is asked to get off the bus.

NO I WON'T GO !

This time the Garda come and remove him and the bus goes on its way 40 minutes late.
So he is full of rage and engages a solicitor and goes off to court.
Deformation of character !!!
So the judge listens to the saga, perhaps she saw the CCTV footage as well.

Let me explain something to you said the Judge.
Your own actions caused all this friction, you caused the trouble by not getting off the  bus when you were asked, so the defamation was of your own making.

YOUR CASE IS DISMISSED AND I AM AWARDING COSTS AGAINST YOU OF €20,000.

Then  
My own washing machine stopped, so I had a look, no go.
Off to the man, 36 hours later I get the call.
This is the problem 2x 1c coins stuck in the pump, "That will be €50!"

Sometimes small change causes big friction.