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 There was a lady who spoke French, she lived around the corner from me and people said that she was odd. I had a passenger in the taxi one day who needed some tuition and I put her on to the lady. Later the girl told me that she was so lovely and she would not even take a Euro for the 3 sessions that she had.

One day the neighbors noticed that the lights were on in the sitting room all night and when they knocked on the door there was no reply. One of them went to the Garda and knocked on the door and got no reply either, so they went away. Then there was an awful smell and when they broke in her decomposing body was there in front of the TV. Dead for weeks.

No fowl play was the verdict, but here is the strange thing.

No friends rang her or noticed that she was missing. You step out for an hour and the calls would be coming. No friends or relatives stepped forward and the house remained empty for a couple of years,

The Corporation stepped in and stripped the house, sold the car and cut the grass. 

Now the house is up for sale, she is gone for around 3 years now. 

VERY ODD, A LOVELY LOVELY LADY Take your pick

But a complete mystery 

12 th of July

 A big day in Ulster tomorrow as they celebrate the 12th of July with bonfires 40 ft. high made from pallets and marching bands all over the place.

Most people take the day off and head to the seaside. 

I must keep a note book and then I can organize my thoughts.

An elderly couple went to the doctor together and the doctor declared them in good health. There is one thing that you can do to help your lives run more smooth. Saying that he handed them 2 note books with pencils stuck into the back. If you are asked to pick up a message just write it down and there will be no problems with your memory,

So they are at home that evening and they talked about the doctors visit and they sat that there will be no need for the note book.  

Watching TV the husband asked  if his wife needs anything from the kitchen?  Yes indeed she says, there is ice cream in the fridge, get me 2 scoops and put a strawberry on top/  No bother 2 scoops and a strawberry on top.

He is in there quite a while and when he comes back in he has a full breakfast on a tray. 2 sausages bacon and fried eggs.  

She laughs and says. 

That doctor is right you really are slipping. 

Why are you saying that?

You forgot me toast ????? 

 

I saw that joke again on YouTube...Ronald Regan, he was a really funny guy.

Funny is a different way from the present guy.