Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Schools nearly over






Planes at Weston airfield.

A 0 11 Avensis on a break down truck ! This I have seen more than 3 times. Is there a a fault with them?




Schools are nearly out for the big Summer break.
Then the school teachers will start driving their taxis in ernest again.
I have started the big clean up at my house.
Lawns have been ignored and hedges have become overgrown.
Then the painting begins again.
Still when this is done and the painting is finished there should be peace for a while.I am a bit like the painters on the Golden Gate bridge in San Francisco.
Every time you end you go back and start again.

Well it will keep me off the streets.

Would you believe I had a run out to the Weston airfield near Celbridge.
The last time I went there the pilot was seizing a plane which had been leased. The way they work is as soon as the repossession order is made official they pounce and bring it out of the country. This is in case the owner sets it on fire to prevent them taking it away. There is plenty of parking available out there on the airfield now. all the single engine jets are gone and the big helicopters are gone as well.
My passenger not only had his plane waiting, but his pilot had the tea made to hand to him on arrival.Quite different for me where they take my water away only to sell me their water at a highly inflated price.
There was one hell of a convention on here last week, over and back to the convention center.
The Royal visits did not help either.

On Saturday last I picked up a lady and her daughter going up to Glasnevin. As we went on it became clear to me that the daughter was only going because she was afraid the taxi driver would not know where Cedarwood road was. I assured her that not only did I know where it was but I knew which house Bono was born in. Only then did the daughter got out and I was left in charge of the mother.
The poor old dear had some kind of dementia and asked me 20 times the same few questions.
Where are you living?
Where did you live before that?
Where were you born?
Are you married?
Have you any children?
Do you know where you are going?

It is very hard on the people around her I am sure.
When we arrived at the house she paid me and was greeted by her young carer, a German girl who would be looking after her for the evening.
You know care for the sick and elderly is very expensive. It can cost more than €2,000 per week or even more. So look after your children well and they will be thwe ones put you in a nice nursing home when you are old.

Later that evening I found her hat on the floor behind her seat.
So on Sunday afternoon I had to drive all the way back with her hat.

The other day I picked up a business gent with his golf clubs heading to a city center hotel,
He got out and I dragged his clubs out of the car and sent him on his way.He was one of the Americans who don't tip. That's OK by me, as long as I get paid. 20 minutes later my mobile rang. It was the carriage office! I had the gents suitcase in the boot of the car.
So all the way back again. Still no tip!
Listen folks, if you are expecting to have missing property returned promptly leave a tip with the bell boy. You must do this to preserve your good luck !

I look forward to going back to America again and telling everyone that Americans don't tip in Ireland (Apart from Mr.O'Bama) So the Irish will not be tipping in America either.

Last week a guy who knew my brother left his phone in my car. When I brought it back to him he insisted that I took €30 ! Now €5 would have been fine. All you need is the recognition that you went out of your way to provide good service.

I asked some people who were in the car where they came from, Israel was the answer.
It turned out they were working for the military. Wow the girl was very beautiful, I wouldn't mind her jumping out in front of me on a dark night.
I spoke to them about a couple who worked for the army who were in my car a while ago, they spoke about the training and how intense it is. The ability to think for yourself to enter a building and steal a statue from a window of an apartment without being caught. Also the way they were so aware of their surroundings.
"We all go through that training" they said

Then I mentioned Ofra Haza and how her beautiful voice haunted me from the first time I came across her. Savor the moment, the beautiful talented girl died from aids.
It is strange that a tear fell from my eye when I spoke her name.

Enjoy

Sunday, May 29, 2011

A near escape.

Well it has to happen, you drive a thousand Kms. a week so you make the odd mistake.
I was driving past Barrys hotel when I saw a couple coming out. The car behind me saw them and stopped, so I went on to the lights. The other taxi declined the fare and drove on to come behind me.
Barrys hotel dances are known as "Grab a granny nights" FYI
So I decided to go around Parnell Sq and pick them up.
But as I was back at the lights again coming the other direction, another car coming the towords me grabbed them.
So with a red light in front and a no right turn...I turned right to go down O'Connell St.

Then a dark blue Avensis turned on their blue flashing lights and I pulled over.

Garda ...What have you got to say for yourself?

I am sorry I made a mistake ...says me.

Sorry is not enough... Going through a red light and making an illegal right turn is a bit more serious than sorry....Says the Garda.

Look I am VERY SORRY and I won't do it ever again. Says I.....

€150 in fines and penelty points is what you should get says ..the Garda

Look I have driven over 70 hours in the past week, I have to do that to pay the bills and if you saw that "prime time" programme you would see what I have to compete against.

Look ! Just go home straight away and go to bed.

And I was off the hook, I reckon she was looking for a drunk driver instead.

A near escape.

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Tango night

Tango Fiesta Club Nite

Dear Members, Students and Friends

This Saturday 28th May 8.30pm at the Pillar Room, Parnell Square.

We have a great night in store,

Live music including Fantastic Swing Band,

Lunfardia

Eddie's Acoustic band,

Argentinian Cafe,

Superb Tango Fiesta Raffle

(including Tango shoes for men and women,
Decleor Hamper, Tango dress and trousers
and much much more:)
Prizes totaling over €1000 euro



All our artists are performing free, and all our raffle prizes have been kindly donated so we would really love to welcome you all to a night of quality entertainment, music and dancing.

Our superb ballroom , The Pillar Room , will be candle lit and looking beautiful. Perfect for everyone looking for a little practice before

Tango Del Sol- Tango Festival



Looking forward to seeing you all again,
Happy Dancing,
Lots of love,
Kristina and Julian


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Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Winter is over




Windmills at Dublin port

Stag party arrives

The convention center "The tube in the cube"

Dublin decaying.

Well well today was another busy day. It should have been my day off,perhaps I will finish early tomorrow.
One of the big sources of our present business is the communications convention which is going on in our conference center.This convention used to be held in Nice (S.France)but their convention center is being renovated so they have come to Dublin. They have brought millions of euro with them, taxis hotels and restaurants all have been given a good lift. My customer told me that he used to fly his clients from Nice to Monaco, there they would have a banquet and then they would be given vouchers to go to the Casino. "Wonderful fun" (There's no such thing as a free meal me thinks)
So I met Israelis,Finish,Turkish,Danish,Italian,Canadian,Russian,Malaysian(Living in Malta)Chilean,Texan, Washington and I forget the rest!

But it has been a really good few days.Tomorrow there will be a rush for the airport.
I also believe that a lot of the illegal taxis are off the road,at least I hope they are.

Well I will run this past you as an example of what can happen.
I got a run from Haddington Rd to the GPO. Heading down Pierce St all traffic must go right with the exception of Buses Taxis etc. If you go around to Westmorland St to O'Connell St it is 2 or 3 sets of traffic lights shorter.
Then it started "Where ARE YOU GOING?" Absolutely no reasoning would convince her.
So even though she could now see O'Connell St ahead she still was simmering when we crossed the bridge. "Let me out here you have taken me far enough out of my way" It was 7.40 and she had slammed 7 on the arm rest. "That's all you're getting"
And off she went.
I got another fare within 2 minutes anyhow,so I cooled off.
There was a girl in the taxi once who told me about a book called "The secret" There is a lot to it. But people who are angry and nasty attract misfortune upon themselves.
Inside myself I wanted to lock the door and call over a Garda, then I would explain that just like everywhere else she should pay in full and make any complaint to the taxi regulator. But then I am not the person who would cause all this aggression for the sake of 40c. Things must be really bad for the folks in North Carolina when bad manners can be bought for so little.

Just one other thought from another taxi driver blog.

A truck cuts off a taxi and blows his horn and the truck driver curses the taxi driver and goes on. The taxi driver waves and smiles at the truck driver.
The passenger says. "Man he cut you off so bad and you just wave at him and smile?"
The taxi driver just says. "He's a garbage collector, he's not going to dump on me."
"I don't understand" says the passenger.
"Look at the way he's driving? People are shouting and blowing their horns at him all day. His anger is just building up like garbage in a dump truck and he is looking to dump all that anger on to someone else" says the taxi driver "So I don't take it and I am still happy and he is still angry "
I think there is a lesson there for us all.

Anyhow the job is not complete until you tip. Its like forgetting to wipe your backside after a crap. Well that's how I see it.

Have a great life, and may your God go with you.

So I will leave you with Bono and beautiful Dublin yet again

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Bob Dylan at 70

Happy birthday to Bob Dylan.


70 today

We have come a long way





I feel a protest coming on.


Fairwell Johnny

Monday, May 23, 2011

Dublins USA VIP visitor


Monkeys playing billiards.


One of the first things I saw today. A horse drawn hearse !


The only thing that went wrong, the limo got stuck on the ramp coming out of the American embassy. Still a New York or a LA limo driver would have spotted that one coming.

Well I can say that after listening to the words of Mr.O'Bama you have the future in a safe pair of hands.
He played a blinder and spoke very well.

Friday, May 20, 2011

Red Bull day

The scene was set 20 mins overdue for the start.














Look there is not much to say.

Red Bull Flugtag was yesterday !!!


I went to see it all but it was late starting.


Airforce one lands today.
The world is watching.

Everyone deserves a smile on Monday