Galway races gone again

Sorry folks no Photos or videos,

It started on Monday and this year it will have been going for 150 years.
The Galway Races
Its a massive event and a good time will be had by all.
Ireland is famous for its horses after all.
And it's mighty sport.
I was going into town this morning when I went over a sharp bump and the plastic panel inside the front wing came loose and came off with quite a bang.
My panel beater said that it happens all the time.
If you drive a taxi make good friends with a panel beater and a good mechanic either one of them will put you back on the road when you are in trouble.

A Dublin woman got into my taxi years ago.

"I don't want to seem rude but how old are you ?"
When I told her she gave out a big laugh
"There you are working yourself into the grave. For what?
When you die you will leave your kids a pile of money, after a few weeks they will have pissed it all away and you will be forgotten forever.
But if you were my fella you would be on the high stool in the pub laughing with your mates.
Then when you would fall off your perch you would leave them a pile of debts.
When they would have paid off all your debts, one thing for sure is that they would never forget you"

So enjoy yourself when you are alive son.

I picked up an American lady going to Temple bar an €8 journey, she asked me questions all through the journey and seemed happy with my comments. She had asked me if she could pay by card, so as I was setting up the card reader she asked if I would take US Dollars. I said OK and she gave me $50
Keep it
Wow what a lady, I will have to pass it on for good luck.


I cover a lot of miles and I see a lot of things for sure

I was following a car which was going very slow as I was turning left at the  next juction I held back.
The other car in front of me overtook her but she turned left as well.
Then as I went up the road she came to a roundabout and went round it to the right.
She had no L plates bit I wonder what kind of a muppet was sittig in the passinger seat,
She was a Muslim but no L plates or driver sitting with her?

Here is a bad one. From the ferry a guy living in London arrived.
He had missed the flight and had come back over on the ferry. He manages 2 pobs in contral London and he runs a tight ship... No messing or you are out.
He is a qualified self defence instructor and has a black belt. "I can take anyone down with just 2 fingers" He trains kids in London in self defence.
"Knife crime in London is at epademic proportions".

So his daddy deove a taxi in Ireland and he had two passingers in the back. Then he saw one pass a machete to the other, "Just you do as we say and everything will be all right" they said.
He saw a police car coming and he rammed it head on.

The two guys in the back ran away and the cops beat the living shit out of him for crashing into them.......He never drove a taxi again.

So I was watching Judge Judy on you tube.....Best cases

Two girls were in dispute and one of the girls had been stabbed 5 times by the friend of the other girl. As usual Judy got a handel on the situation and she told the girl about a case that she had to deal with years ago.
Four girls on the subway saw another girl with big gold ear rings. One of the girls had a knife and the other 3 girls cheered on the girl with the knife while she stabbed and robbed and killed the girl with the ear rings.
The girl with the ear rings died and the four girls were caught.


Judge Judy found the four girls guilty of murder and though they were only 15 years old they went to jail..

It was appealed but the other judge agreed with Judy.
Just because you are not the one with the knife does not mean you are innovent.



Nice one Judy