Thursday, August 02, 2018

Weather changing Grass is green again

The car of his dreams is the stuff of nightmares, cehecking on it every 5 minutes

Guinness are building a Gin distillery here (Or is it Whiskey)

Not a bad photo of the Sam Beckett bridge.

The Polish embassey, one of the finest examples of architecture in Dublin

So the rain has come, the grass is green and the farmers are happy.
But in a few days time the Galway races will end and the Dublin horse show will begin,
This is a huge social event for horse lovers where equine competitions are held from dawn to dusk.
It is really something.
Yesterday I got a MyTaxi call to the marker hotel 3 minutes away so I responded.
This is one of the hotels which demand a €2 kick back for the porter!
You have to add it on to the passengers bill and it goes back to the little rat.
So as I passed Facebook a guy ran up to me "Airport quick!" I asked him if he was booked and when he said no I went around to the front of the hotel and they cancelled !
I asked him what they were doing booking a taxi and cancelling it again with 3 taxis waiting at the taxi rank outside the hotel.
You must be hard up for €2 I said having missed my airport job as well.

Still life is full of ups and downs.
A girl who had broken her ankle was going back home, Living opposite the hospital entrance on the NCR, I brought her to the wrong hospital and exit on the SCR !!!!!!!!!11
Still that is why God put a rubber on the end of your pencil.
She had a great story about a guy who bought and sold costume jewelry. He bought the contents of a shop which had closed down and heaped it all into his van. Then he split it up into job lots and sold it on.
There was a box which was locked in his van and he hadn't got around to opening it.
One day he went over a big bump and there was a loud crash.
The box had broken open
Inside was bars of Gold bullion.
He bought himself a castle in Co.Wicklow where he lives the life of a Lord.
How did she break her ankle?
Two idiots fighting at a disco, the bouncer separated them. Then one of them tore across the dance floor and rugby tackled the other bringing her down on the bottom of the heap.
This will be expensive to fix.

The stress of doing the income tax is really getting to me.

Like the taxi driver who turned to comedy,
He worked quite a few gigs and a year later he spoke to the tax man.
So you did comedy and did you get paid?
Do you have a record of your payments? Good
Then you will have to deduct your expenses, suit, transport, BnB Food, transport allowance OK?
Add up all the money you took in
Then add up your expenses
Subtract one from the other.

Then send us a check for that amount.

Don't think it could be a joke.


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